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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's just a sausage, just a big, wet, saliva-soaked piece of meat, nothing to see here

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that not how y'all eat sausage?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There are certain things, like bananas, and sausages, that you can't really eat without... implications...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Unless you're civilized and used these mysterious things called utensiles then you just get labeled a snobby prick instead of slobbering on a prick.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Only a monster would eat a banana with a fork and knife.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Bring the sausage to your mouth, don't bring your mouth to the sausage

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

β€œIn the Navy” 🎢