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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon signs up for a 5k (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 141 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It's /b, the whole thing is probably made up

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And it's actually not a wife but a husband.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

fake and gay, confirmed

[–] jballs 16 points 3 weeks ago

Fake: Anon has a wife

Gay: Anon wears tight clothes

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

B- but... But what about the points???