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[–] [email protected] 82 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Given an unlimited amount of tries, I can win any major lottery 10 times in a row.

Given an unlimited amount of tries, I still cannot go super saiyan. Believe me, I'm close to that amount of tries!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Have you tried screaming and flexing really hard?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ya, I pooped a little and lost consciousness.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Only a little? There's your problem!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ahhh, I get it. So you are saying that I need to eat taco Bell beforehand. Because that is the one sure way I can be sure that I will thoroughly shit myself when I am unconscious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Precisely! Only then will you achieve super saiyan!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Wait wouldn't that only be super saying? As in we would super be talking about it?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Given an unlimited number of fries, I can go super fat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Do you make your back tingle?