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Understandable (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/whitepeopletwitter

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

By this logic, all cum is fuel. Leave Garfield out of it!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"It" being his ass.

[–] pancakes 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Similar to the Higgs boson, Garfield's ass is instrumental in converting mass to energy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

My body is a machine that takes cum and creates orgasms, that technically counts?

[–] Corkyskog 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But it's not Garfield's ass, it's OP'S ass that is claimed to have the ability to turn cum into fuel.

Although we don't really know if Garfield is the fuel, or the cum. Perhaps energy would be achieved by shoving any part of Garfield into the ass. It might just be about efficiency.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Someone get to the lab and start doing the needed tests to solve this.

[–] Corkyskog 5 points 1 week ago

Or Garfield is the fuel, and the cum is just a regenerative source of Garfield. Other parts of Garfield might produce energy at an inferior rate.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

No, only orange cum is fuel