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Walgreens CEO Distressed to Learn That Locking Everything Up Keeps People From Buying It (futurism.com)

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[–] captain_aggravated 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Remember: You get a business degree because you're not talented enough for the arts and not smart enough for engineering or medicine.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I’ve always heard “what do you call a failed med student? The hospital administrator.”

[–] captain_aggravated 1 points 6 hours ago

Know what they call the med student who graduated bottom of his class?

"Doctor."