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Dolphins actually do have a top plan to stop climate change. Unfortunately, they don't have appendages capable of carrying out the take over of earth and destroying all humans.
Why would they bother when they can just fly off into space back to their home planet? Of course they'll likely thank us for all the fish before they leave, but as humans don't speak dolphin it'll just look like a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backwards somersault through a hoop while whistling the Star Spangled Banner.
I like to think the first step would be to trying minor attacks to gauge the speed of humans fighting back. Such as sending a larger species to attack an important commerical tradeline. Sort of like if orcas started attacking ships in a place luke the gibralter strait. Starting with small sail boats eventually moving to sink larger vessels eventually crippling world trade by blockade.