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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I dont like to hold it so i pee many small amounts a day. Its hard to code with a full bladder

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

I piss many large amounts a day. Drink a glass extra, good for your brain and health

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 2 points 5 days ago

Nah, I code faster when I have to pee. Quality goes down, but quantity skyrockets. It's also why I chuck water endlessly at my desk.