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Goddamnit.
I haven't been able to eat eggs ever since someone explained they were chicken menstruation. And now, I have to contemplate avian necrobestial bathwater.
Fuck all you people, unsubbed.
resubbed... Damnit.
All those words are poetry.
all those words are poultry
You. I like you.
Eh, this won't stop me from making Jewish penicillin
Great. Now I'm hungry and pitching a tent.
Isn’t it technically a fertilized egg at that point? Otherwise, when in the process could the egg get fertilized
Hens producing eggs for consumption aren't exposed to roosters. Their eggs (typically) aren't fertilized.
You're eating chicken period, not aborted fetuses.
Oh. I wish you hadn’t told me that…
If you want fetuses, I've got just what you need!
Thanks but I have zero desire to click the link
Either way, that’s always highly disconcerting.
Tell me about it. I haven't been able to eat breakfast food in years. Which kinda sucks, because my group hobby (hot air ballooning) is an early morning activity, and we usually finish up with breakfast.