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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

well hey you only have 3 holes to a person

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What if you want to triple stuff?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You would not be in a state of Texas then

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ummm ... Im sure many many many vibratory films are shot and marketed in Texas ..... So this law is already unenforceable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Pardon me if I choose not to test that theory

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

7 unless you include the belly button.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sorry I cannot recognize holes less than a couple inches deep

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That sounds like a niche disability - ear blindness?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

This the shallows that fail to call those of us that seek depth to assuage our pain