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A Pokémon creature is the latest subject of the internet’s embrace of the suspect in health executive’s killing (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] Susaga 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Pokemon creature" is the most inhuman way to say that.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's Breloom, for those that want to know what Pokemon without reading the article.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Figures, breloom totally looks like it kills CEOs

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

From: https://pokemon.fandom.com/wiki/Breloom

They dislike humans in their territory, but will not attack unless provoked. They almost always fight when they sense danger.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

breloom

Solid pick.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not Spinda. Garbage.

[–] Susaga 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you can't build Spinda up without tearing every other Pokemon down, you don't truly respect it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You don't know what it's like being a Spinda fan...

[–] Susaga 1 points 1 month ago

Neither do you, it seems. You're not a Spinda fan, you're a not-Spinda hater.