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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They're criminalizing things more likely to be owned by people they're trying to cleanse. Maybe cops show up and find you've exceeded your government allotted sex toy limit... would you lose your job? Your kids? Do you even call the cops? Do you hide the dildos in a gun safe and leave the guns out, to make the cops happy?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I find it hilarious that cops are going to start driving around with dildos in their car. You know, in case they need to plant one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Rookie, sprinkle a little KY on him. Perfect.