this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (3 children)

This doesn't effect me, I don't shop at Walmart or have more than six holes.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Texas would rather nobody came for any reason apparently

[–] Imgonnatrythis 12 points 6 days ago

It's ok but only if a priest is present

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Arguably, if you also count holes in your head, you should get to 7 even as a guy:

  • 2 nostrils
  • 2 ears
  • mouth
  • urethra
  • anus

Did I forget any?

Actually, do ear plugs count as dildos too? I think you can buy them in boxes of 10 usually. That seems kinda much under this new law.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

And belly buttons.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I find your erasure of burn victims and other with atypical anatomy very ableist.

I also never claimed to be human.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Let me introduce you to the all new Belly Button Plug, to get you to seven.