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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"You have to understand, I'm set up to make millions from this song"

[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only if Trump pays for using it.

[–] Tar_alcaran 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

Zero isn't very slim, it's just nothing

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That may be the first time anyone has described anything relating to trump as "slim".

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

“Fat chance” would be more appropriate here eh?