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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon pretends to be sick (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Broke both of them? Perfect time to start developing photographic memory!

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, that's when you get a happy ending.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 hours ago

Knowing my folks, they'd, no joke, probably question the possibility of my quickly learning to write with my feet before calling it a day... Maybe for a second, but they certainly would!