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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not if we can get some proper sidewalk spikes.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hi Jeremy, we're aware your feet are bleeding while trying to catch a train, but homeless people were sleeping on the ground.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jeremy's at fault for not wearing proper shoes, of course.

Realistically, it would be little rebar studs sticking a few millimeters out of the concrete. Refer to them as traction devices and suddenly you are a hero.

[–] Corkyskog 2 points 1 week ago

And if you're Adidas you call it a comfortable massage...