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E: Da Rules

  • The teleportation can only be used to move you.

  • Your clothes and basic personal items (the things you take with you everytime you leave the house) will teleport with you, but nothing else.

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[–] [email protected] 119 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're right that would rule.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well that wasn’t there when I posted. Who’s coming up with these rules to save Phoney Stark?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

OP I would presume.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Telefrag Elon Musk, then. His exact position. Assuming this turns him into a fine red mist and we don't just have the real-world version of "clipping errors" whereby we are both annihilated or merged in some horrible way.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Lol this is the first time i thought of telefragging outside of a game and the rare time outside of Unreal Tournament

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think the latter would work too.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Jesus Christ it's a lion, get in the car!

[–] scottmeme 9 points 2 days ago

I'd say a collapsing star would be a better option

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

The Martians deserve him

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

I’m not bringing him back and I’m sure as shit not going with him…