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You have one (1) free teleportation that must be used within the next 24 hours or it disappears forever. Do you use it? Where do you go? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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E: Da Rules

The teleportation can only be used to move you.
Your clothes and basic personal items (the things you take with you everytime you leave the house) will teleport with you, but nothing else.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Telefrag Elon Musk, then. His exact position. Assuming this turns him into a fine red mist and we don't just have the real-world version of "clipping errors" whereby we are both annihilated or merged in some horrible way.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Lol this is the first time i thought of telefragging outside of a game and the rare time outside of Unreal Tournament

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think the latter would work too.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

For you, maybe, not for me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Jesus Christ it's a lion, get in the car!