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Man who found smooth Mars bar gets £2 compensation (www.bbc.co.uk)

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[–] carpelbridgesyndrome 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Tucker Carlson demands the return of the throbbing dick vein to the demasculated Mars bar.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 minutes ago

Only then will Musk arrive on Mars.