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Man who found smooth Mars bar gets £2 compensation (www.bbc.co.uk)

submitted 17 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

How is a Mars bar a fuckin quid now?!?

You think that's nuts.
It's 9 quid for two ass creams with the chewing gums innit.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

£9 for two ass creamings, chewing gum or no, is a bargain

[–] Fuck_u_spez_ 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

As an uncultured American, I honestly don't know how else to read that comment.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

They were probably referring to this video.