Microblog Memes

But you see, that's the whole thing about "omg retail workers have it so hard" people. The only way to satisfy them is to never shop again. Retail is hard because customers exist. Otherwise it would be "do nothing, get paid". And these people don't actually give a shit if a business can survive on them doing nothing, because they're more focused on getting rid of those pesky customers that make their life oh so hard.

Yeah, retail is annoying. You know what else is annoying? Transporting garbage from location A to location B. Searching for 3 days in your own code to find a bug that's making you look like a dipshit to your boss and team. Roofing in the summer. Dealing with having lost your clients millions of dollars because stock X plummeted and you didn't foresee it. Being on an oil rig in the Atlantic for 9 months a year. Cleaning a hoarder's apartment. Getting shot at in Ukraine. Masturbating prize horses for the $emen. Looking all day at people's ugly stinky feet. They're all called jobs and people do them because they are literally a fucking part of our daily lives and the way we function and have a productive society. You're free to fuck off and farm wheat if you only wanna eat bread for the rest of your life, and you don't have to interact with anyone. For the rest of people who have evolved past a trade-based society, real life is that way (☞ಠ_ಠ )☞

But no, tell me again what a bad day you've had cause Timmy took 12 free samples. Jesus fucking christ, the balls on some cunts.