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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa

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Anon has an idea to get laid (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I really thought anon had a plan here

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean having a lot of rock will get you laid, but not with tinder hotties

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If your standards are low enough, even a bump could get you laid. You'll definitely get a variety of STDs though, and maybe get robbed as well.