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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (15 children)

To be fair they also didn’t have genitals since they can’t Fuck, so maybe they literally have nothing to be ashamed of.

Unrelated but they also shouldn’t have belly buttons because they weren’t born.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (5 children)

...then how do they have children? where did Cain and Abel come from?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (4 children)

...and where did all the people that came after Cain and Abel come from? Who was their mother?

[–] EmoDuck 7 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Cain and Able weren't Adam and Eves only children. Keep in mind that canonically, Adam lived for over 900 years. That's a lot of time you can use to make more babies.

After the whole regicide incident, they also had Seth. Both him and his exiled brother ended up marrying their sisters. Their descendants did the same. So yeah, it's all incest, top to bottom.

The biblical flood was actually created to wipe out the descendants of Cain, since Noah and his cousins wife were both descendants of Seth

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Damn TIL! So much for my religious education.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Or, if you're of a more gnostic bent, half fallen angel, half human nephilim who'd been teaching humans forbidden knowledge, such as advanced metal-crafting and makeup.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 days ago

Still no answer as to where did humans other than Adam and Eve came from.

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