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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

To be fair they also didn’t have genitals since they can’t Fuck, so maybe they literally have nothing to be ashamed of.

Unrelated but they also shouldn’t have belly buttons because they weren’t born.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I don't think that interpretation, i. e. the absent genitals, is canon.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

so NOW we're drawing the line?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

today's kids have the wildest headcanons smh

I still ship mary and god tho

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Get this: there's some people who think it's canon that the serpent is Satan. Just connecting up two characters from different parts of the writing completely at random.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

...then how do they have children? where did Cain and Abel come from?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

...and where did all the people that came after Cain and Abel come from? Who was their mother?

[–] EmoDuck 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Cain and Able weren't Adam and Eves only children. Keep in mind that canonically, Adam lived for over 900 years. That's a lot of time you can use to make more babies.

After the whole regicide incident, they also had Seth. Both him and his exiled brother ended up marrying their sisters. Their descendants did the same. So yeah, it's all incest, top to bottom.

The biblical flood was actually created to wipe out the descendants of Cain, since Noah and his cousins wife were both descendants of Seth

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

Damn TIL! So much for my religious education.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Or, if you're of a more gnostic bent, half fallen angel, half human nephilim who'd been teaching humans forbidden knowledge, such as advanced metal-crafting and makeup.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 day ago

Still no answer as to where did humans other than Adam and Eve came from.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No genitals? Where did Eve’s children came from? She shat them?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don’t know where did Eve come from?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Adam’s ribcage. What? It makes perfect sense!