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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa

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Anon's first job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 weeks ago (9 children)

Post the full story

[–] Early_To_Risa 26 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Is there more to it?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Then anon follows them home, meaning to apologize profusely but because of his social awkwardness he instead just murders them with the AR15 he keeps in his trunk.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

same thing happened to me

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, it’s pretty common.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

RIP in peace

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago

Happens

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago

yeah, this is the prequel to...

sir, this is a Wendy's.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

If this were a YouTube video essay, we would start back with prehistoric domestication of the tomato plant

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 3 points 4 weeks ago

Nah, we'd start with some weird ranting about merch.

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