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[–] [email protected] 10 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

You're actually dead and died in that second knock out .... this is purgatory and you'll be commenting like this for a few thousand years.

I'm no scientist, doctor or medical professional ... I just know that its dangerous to try to knock someone's noggin really hard to try to make them pass out. Dangerous to the point that there is a good chance that it can kill someone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago

Fuck! Nobody told me!!!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

Professional boxing keeps a running tally of wins via KO, if death by punch was that common I suspect it would be banned as a sport by now.