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[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

0 emissions

FYI: Horses fart and methane is a greenhouse gas more potent than carbon dioxide.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Humans also fart methane, is that a reason not to ride them?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

If your ride consents to that, just pug the hole.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

I'm also intrigued by the "costs $1000 and $750/year to maintain" claim, as the horse people I know spend closer to 20x that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Not through the mouth though.