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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You will get an OWI if you ride a horse drunk.

Source: I know a guy who trained his horse to ride from the bar to his house on its own. Cops still pulled him over because he was sleeping on the horse.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure it depends on the state and whether or not that state considers a horse to be a vehicle/device. Alabama, for example, I believe does not consider a horse to be either, while I think California does. There's this story that sometimes gets submitted to TIL-type communities where a man from Louisiana was decided to be ineligible for a DUI charge after doing exactly that, but he was still given a court summons for "disturbing the peace by intoxication".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In sweden there were some cases where people lost their driving license because they ... Walked home drunk so yes it do depends a lot. Guess drunk horse riding there is not legal.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think you may be talking about endangering traffic, not just walking while drunk.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Nope, just drunk.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Dumbest shit ever. I literally have a designated driver under me!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] snugglesthefalse 6 points 2 days ago

Operating? While Intoxicated