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Anon takes the horsepill (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Source on point 2 ?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I, uh, errr, uhhhhh.....

Motions vaguely at the four-legged animals

They're just different, trust me, okay????

[–] the_crotch 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Horse is the male, cow is the female. Just like dogs and cats.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

White cows make normal milk, brown cows make chocolate milk. That’s just science

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 2 points 3 weeks ago

And if you're fancy, you'll find red cows that make strawberry milk.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I dunno, I'll have to do my own research on this one, my third cousin's dog walkers nephew's barber said he read a tweet declaring they were actually the same animal, just one ate more as a youth and has an accent due to the weight.