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Out of Context Comics

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Comic panels taken out of comics so we can make fun of them!! We love the golden age stuff!

Rules:

  1. Comics must come from actual comic books. No AI or Photoshops.

  2. Single panels are preferred.

  3. Comics should be unintentionally funny. Spider-man cracking wise is not what this is about.

  4. Don't be a dick.

  5. I can't believe I've had to add this... NO RACISM.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Wait, why does Superman have income? Has he been charging the people for his services this whole time?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

He keeps sending bills to Lois and she just keeps paying them like an idiot.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well he did that one time he wanted to catch that gang leader, million dollar joe or something like that

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Yeah, from back when they did the click bait comics.

He was saving up a million dollars to put in a safe he made of stone that was a trap.

He then returned all the money back.

[–] booly 6 points 1 week ago

Clark Kent probably draws a salary, but I'm guessing he keeps that legal identity totally separate, with separate ownership of stuff.

But there are ways to make income without another person agreeing to payment:

  • Lost, abandoned, or mislaid property may be claimed by the finder as their own in some circumstances.
  • Certain types of buried treasure can be claimed by the finder, as well.
  • Certain natural resources can be claimed by the people who extract them, especially from land or sea or even space that isn't owned by anyone. For example, the Guano Islands Act authorized explorers to claim islands covered in bird shit on behalf of the United States, and bring back all that valuable bird shit.
  • At sea, the law of salvage entities a rescuer to some reward for saving a ship or its cargo. There are other reward systems out there, too, including for tips that get criminals arrested/convicted, whistleblower rewards, etc. Maybe fighting crime can pay through those mechanisms.
  • Once he actually has property in hand, Superman can also make it more valuable. Processed lumber is more valuable than raw timber, steel is more valuable than the constituent elements that went into making it. And, uh, he could always start a business and sell the stock.

And you don't need an agreement to receive property as gifts after the fact. He might not charge people for his services, but if he's willing to accept their thanks in the form of something valuable, maybe that's something he can make money off of.

Alternatively, he's just been stealing from Lex Luthor.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe there's a shell company that Clark Kent makes payments to, and then Superman bills it for nonexistent super-services so that he can have some spending money while in costume.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But the minimum taxable income is $13K, so the only reason to run this scam would be if Superman was spending more than thirteen grand in costume, and that would raise so many more questions!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Like where does he put the money when in costume? He clearly doesn't have pockets and I've never seen Superman carrying a bag of any sort.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

He has a pocket in his cape. It's where he keeps his Clark clothes, shoes, and glasses when he's Superman - super-compressed first, of course.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I mean, he could put some in his boot or belt or something, but not 13 grand.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

He gets a lot of tips.