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Some russian 'fuck off' phrases to use with republicans (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by andrew_bidlaw to c/politicalhumor

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That link is translate.google pronunciations for these russian phrases on highly political\4chan lingo:

Go fuck yourself;
Suck my dick and balls;
Fucked up shit;
I wish you death;
Fascist cumfucker.

Let's see if some republicans recognize these.

upd: the link is https://translate.google.com/?sl=ru&tl=en&text=%D0%B4%D0%B8%20%D0%BD%D0%B0%D1%85%D1%83%D0%B9%2C%20%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%81%D0%B8%20%D1%87%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%BD%20%D0%B8%20%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%B4%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%B6%D0%B8%20%D0%BC%D0%BE%D0%B8%20%D1%8F%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B8%2C%20%D0%B3%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BD%D0%BE%20%D0%B5%D0%B1%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B5%2C%20%D1%87%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B1%D1%8B%20%D1%82%D1%8B%20%D1%81%D0%B4%D0%BE%D1%85%2C%20%D1%84%D0%B0%D1%88%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%B9%20%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BD%D1%87&op=translate

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[–] andrew_bidlaw 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

For that purpose:

Ты уже был в военкомате? - Have you been to (russian) recruitment center yet?

А теперь вынь русский хуй и скажи не чавкая. - Now put a russian dick out of your mouth and say it without slurping.

+15 рублей, гнида \ вот и 15 рублей заработал, мразь \ 15 рублей уже капнуло на сбер, чмо? - +15 roubles, you parasite. (it's a supposed rate of russian botfarms per comment)

Почём пост в рублях? - How much for one post in rubles?

Звонил Пригожин. Приглашает тебя полетать. - Prigozhin called and invited you to fly together. (he was killed by a bomb on a plane)

Не приближайся к окнам, не то выпадешь. - Don't stay close to windows, or else...

Пишешь из окопа (, я так понимаю)? - Did you write that from the trenches (, I assume)?

Так ты уже в Курске или ссышь? - Are you in Kursk or are you a coward? (parts of russian Kursk region are currently contested between RAF and UAF)

Скажи паляница. - Say 'palyanyca'. A specific shiboleth to tell if a person is ukrainian as they claim. Russians (me included) have a hard time saying that word due to differences in how our letters are spoken, like japanese and lollapoluza in WW2.

+ кошкажена и миска рис \ Вы заслужил кошкожена и ещё один миска рис - +catwife and a plate of rice (our common way to address someone rising in chinese social credit rating)

That's from the top of my head.

[–] Estiar 2 points 2 weeks ago

I will make sure to use this