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Joe Biden bites several babies at Halloween event (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

NGL, I'd be right up there with Joe chomping on those baby hammies. I fucking adore kids and babies.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I've chomped all my kids. Cuteness aggression is a thing.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The squeals when you give them raspberries are the best.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Even if they're crying, it immediately makes them laugh and disarms their tantrum!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

It's a moral imperative! And don't forget blowing "raspberries"