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Why are all the hookers using linux??? What is happening!!!!
Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.
Even Hookers need scheduling and accounting.
That'd be us Unix socks people.
I love how this entire comment chain went lol
The Fediverse is so fun!!!
Let's be honest, that sounds like heaven.
If hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I'd be giving them money hand over fist.
Literally
And figuratively
#SexWorkIsRealWork
Heck, I'd probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install.
Who's got time for sex when there's ricing to be done!
You can do both. A fresh install and sex take about the same amount of time.
Look at Mr. I Can Last 20 Minutes over here.
Bragger
Some of us still have Hard Drives. O_o
If your installation process lasts for more than four hours, better consult your disk doctor.
If all else fails, you might have to resort to the double dd to recover from a failing disk!
If you need help, I saw a fucking display in Amsterdam one time and could give you some pointers.
As long as both remain free and open source I'll allow it.
Because they are wise in the ways of the world.