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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

The correct answer is: “I can’t tell, you are naturally beautiful”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

I'm pretty sure the correct answer is (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)

And storm off

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

If they had work done, they might not be "naturally" beautiful. Probable better to just say "No, I don't believe you. You don't look like you had any work done."

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 4 points 2 days ago

My SO doesn't buy it, but I noticed when I stopped giving those kinds of compliments, they got really mad.