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Anon gives up dating apps (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's true. My last 5e character was a half aquatic elf, rogue warlock. He was a pirate, so think Cervantes from Soul Calibur.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fun fact, my SO and I played a fair amount of Soul Caliber when we first started dating. Neither of us like Cervantes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

My friend and I played a shitload of Soul Caliber at one time. Cervantes was both our favorites. To the point where I wouldn't pick him if I was playing someone newer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Confidently approaches lone damsel

My last 5e character was a half aquatic elf, rogue warlock. He was a pirate, so think Cervantes from Soul Calibur.