ShowerThoughts

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Sometimes we have those little epiphanies in the shower.. sometimes they come from other places. This is a home for those epiphanies.

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Do not seize the day. (self.showerthoughts)

submitted 1 month ago by bestboyfriendintheworld to c/showerthoughts

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Do not seize the day. This will startle the day and may cause it to become aggressive and give you a nasty bite.

Instead approach the day calmly without making eye contact, pet it gently, and slowly enfold it in a careful embrace.

If the day shows any signs of resistance to being engaged with, it is likely to turn on you. Back off and return to bed.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Pat the day gently, feed it snacks. and give it kind words of affirmation.