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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon watches a movie with a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] RIPandTERROR 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly, I found the most effective way to get the titty high is to grow them yourself. You can take this medication that'll let you grow some right on your chest so you'll always have access to a pair you can squeeze.

[–] southsamurai 1 points 1 day ago

Damn, I need me some self tiddies!