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[โ€“] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

How dumb must one be to get a stove well hotter than they should rightfully be able to get that it melts your pot and even the heating element itself? ๐Ÿคจ

[โ€“] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dude tried to froge a war axe.

[โ€“] dream_weasel 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] dream_weasel 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kermit with a battle axe as logo.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Kermit absconding with a bag full of all the victims' money.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh get down off your high horse and stop pretending that you haven't tried to make macaroni while entirely too drunk to operate a doorknob and passed out in the bathroom wearing a toga you made while trying to espouse the glory of Rome to an imagined detractor of the empire based on a conversation you had five years prior.

You need therapy and ave Imperator.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Better a high horse than a Trojan horse, though

[โ€“] mindbleach 2 points 1 month ago

Dumb enough to walk away.