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[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago (6 children)

They make loosely braided weighted blankets. They won't be as cool as this, but they allow for plenty of weight while still maintaining good airflow. And a far lower risk of scrotum/labia/nipple tragedy.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Any of those would make a great band name.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait holy shit you're right:

Risk of Scrotum

Risk of Labia

Risk of Nipple

Scrotum Tragedy

Labia Tragedy

Nipple Tragedy

Far Lower Scrotum

Far Lower Labia

Far Lower Nipple (uh?)

Lower Scrotum Tragedy

Lower Labia Tragedy

Lower Nipple Tragedy (ok, idk who had a lower Nipple but it's weird that it's in the list twice)

Lower Risk Scrotum

Lower Risk Labia

Lower Risk Nipple

Shit, this might be the biggest combo of band names in a single sentence I've ever seen

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Far Lower Nipple (uh?)

That's the clitoris I think

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Scrobiaipplegedy

[–] conciselyverbose 6 points 2 months ago

I'd be more interested in this for the weight. I want more weighted blanket than I can usually find, and I'm guessing this is heavier than that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

My wife loves hers and hasn't experienced any of the aforementioned tragedies... So far.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I love those! I had bought one with the pockets of beads and hated it, but the braided one is much better. I've had mine for a few years now, and it's still hanging in there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

What kind of classic tragedies do you like?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

any suggestions on where too find 100+ lb weighted blankets?