this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
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$100 bucks says Anon is ugly and/or overweight.
Only if the person that made up the fictional character writes it that way.
Or just gives off massive fake and gay energy
$100 says the green text is an artistic work of falsehood
tf? green text is always true, anon never makes shit up.
100¢ says anon is a bad flirt.
Naw, that still assumes anon is a real person, telling a real story.
As a rule, anything posted to /b/ is an artistic work of fiction or falshood, and only a fool would believe otherwise
Isn't that exact quote posted on the top of every page on /b/? Wouldn't that make that rule itself an artistic work of fiction?
Almost exactly, yeah
"All those women feeding him"