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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I know grandmas, I was probably purchased at Kmart in like 1996.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Sorry. Just trying to make a joke a grandmothers’ expense. My grandma had several artifacts that she claimed were ancient and/or hand crafted that were definitely not.

We were 3/4 of the way through mounting her hand painted collectible plates when we found two that were 100% identical.