this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2024
507 points (97.9% liked)

Greentext

4489 readers
802 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[โ€“] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You broke rules 1 & 2

  1. Be attractive
  2. Don't be unattractive
[โ€“] the_crotch 5 points 1 month ago

An attractive person would still look dorky as fuck doing the Naruto run