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[–] [email protected] 107 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The catch is you have to save enough money to get through the months where lawns don't need mowed in most of the US.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Hopefully grandpa also left him a snowblower

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To be*

And then you get on the shovel -> snowblower -> plow grind

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't forget raking leafs, and basic landscaping in the spring like trimming shit. Pulling weeds too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I never forget pulling weeds.