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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah same. All my kids are tall. I would be getting a lot more free meals and more, if they were short.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Feed your next one coffee or ritilin at an early age. Helps stunt growth and saves you money.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Might break even with the cost of ritilin these days

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 2 points 2 months ago

Same. My oldest was taller than most 6yos when they were 4, and even today they're taller than most 12yos and they're 10...

My second child is normal size, so if they're together I can sometimes get away with sneaking them under the age limit.