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Anon misses something (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I just now realized this girl may have been interested in me 11 years ago. Later virgins.

Is it too late to make a move?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

nahh bro go for it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Is it too late to make a move?

This is the great thing about getting old. Eventually you realize that the girl you missed out on the obvious thing with is now just as leathery and swollen as you are.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

storytime? 🥺

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Basically this girl at work would come talk to me for no reason sometimes and I never really thought anything of it. One time she went to get coffee on her break and brought me some hot chocolate. One time she showed me gym pictures on her phone of I guess how good her booty looked from working out or whatever. I thought this was weird but she did indeed have a nice ass, I just didn't want people to think I'm a weirdo so to me it was cringe as fuck. I think she straight up asked me out at least once but I remember always turning her down. One time she asked me if I wanted to go to an escape room with her and I turned her down because this would've involved driving across town in 5pm traffic, fuck that.

Adhd drugs are a hell of a drug. Looking back, she was kind of my type. I have so many more stories like this and they're all just as cringe. I can't help but wonder how my life would be different today if I hadn't have spent my entire life so far fucking up every potential relationship.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

WOO! STORYTIME 🤩

[–] lowered_lifted 1 points 1 month ago

sounds like autosm bro cheers I got it too