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Cucumber πŸ₯’ (mander.xyz)
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[–] [email protected] 261 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Evidently it really was probably a cucumber? http://artisticlicenseorwhyitrustnoone.blogspot.com/2022/11/bullshit-memes-8-ancient-egyptian.html?m=1

tl;dr - was found with other model food, probably meant to sustain someone in the afterlife

[–] [email protected] 118 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Let me guess. A model carrot, squash was there also. And a drawing of a farmer with his shirt off.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Butt plugs and corn ribbed for her pleasure

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah picture didnt help their cause, thats a whole bunch of ancient sex toys.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

How thoughtful of them to ensure that the deceased would have something to put up their butt in the underworld.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Porous material and no flared bases, not approved.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

πŸ†

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sustain someone with the ability to have a little sexy time in the afterlife? I like this.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

No it was a final insult, telling them to go fk themselves /s

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wakes up in the afterlife only to bite into fake food, that's gotta suck.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You ever tried eating a mouldy cucumber?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How long does it take you to die?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Not something I'm in a hurry to find out!