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[–] jballs 37 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Lol that sounds like some North Korean levels of propaganda.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You ever been to the Lincoln memorial? Dude was huge. Like 20 feet.

[–] jballs 8 points 2 months ago

And built like he was made out of concrete.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Did you ever hear about Washington? 12 stories high, made of radiation.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Theo Roosevelt boxed a shit ton of people as well until he went blind in one eye from a punch from one of his staff if I remember correctly. Gave a pretty long speech after being shot in the torso and had the foresight to make sure they didn't kill the shooter. Tough guy. Lots of horse riding and outdoors in his life.

[–] zalgotext 8 points 2 months ago

I don't know how true this is, but I've read he had asthma as a kid, but self-medicated by climbing mountains

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bro used to wrestle bears. He was a not great lawyer, he was however an amazing athlete by all acvounts. Marfans and possible heds is a weird combo (trust me) you've got leverage and undue flexibility, add some strength and you basically have a gimped octopus.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Skinny guys fight till they're burger.