this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2024
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For things that are "hmmm".

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

maybe pet hair? dust? maybe they get laid?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You're talking about three different things, right? ... right?

[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I toucha da ~~fish~~ cat.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

hey if you can sexually satisfy dust and cat hair, you should consider starting an onlyfans. while the human brain often confuses sneezing for orgasms, it's only partial credit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They're a pc gamer, they sure as shit ain't getting laid.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Put energy into women, or put energy into Helldivers.

I've been through enough trauma to know that Helldivers is way healthier