Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I like this.

There are two types of people:

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

eye twitches from incomplete data

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

I figured that was a double layer of extrapolation.

Also couldn't be bothered typing the rest on a phone.

[–] Classy 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

There are 10 types of people in the world

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

All bases are base 10.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

All bases are belong to us

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

[–] Ookami38 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

-Those who understand binary

-those who don't

-those who didn't expect this to be in ternary?