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[–] Varyk 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

teats, because in the holiday special malla(chewie's wife) does not have pronounced breasts, implying wookie teats.

I'm glad we addressed this.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Varyk 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

dogs have 8-10 nipples, and wookies are reportedly based on dogs, so it may be a safe bet to up your estimate!

[–] Assman 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How the fuck do dogs have varying amounts of nipples?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

2-3 = -1

I do not have negative nipples

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

It's on the inside.

[–] Varyk 4 points 3 months ago

Breeds and size.

how bulldogs have smash noses and retrievers have long snoots, for example.

larger breeds usually have bigger litters, so more teats.

https://www.dogdesires.co.uk/how-many-teats-does-a-dog-have/

i don't like that the site is named dog desires, but the article sounds legit.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why assume they have either? They are aliens.

[–] Varyk 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

why, indeed?

I'm not the op who made the assumption you're referring to, try asking them.

i assume they made their assumption for the sake of humor.

clearly a barn-burner.