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[–] fsxylo 50 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm not touching him with my bare hands.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can I have your turn then?

I'll punch him for both of us - I work in the trades, I'm used to industrial strength hand cleaners.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

He'll kill you and become even more of a hero

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

I doubt he can squeeze a single orange on his own.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Did you forget the /s?